February 2012
Women: BUY ME BLOOD DIAMONDS TO PROVE YOU LOVE ME AHHHHHH MY PERIOD FJSKSBEKEHEKWHEOEB BABIES
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
1 tag
mormonhub:
fangirling when I follow you is a great way of getting me to like you
dadfather:
stop pretending to think tarantulas are cute
regular
whisper
seriously
SCREAMING
idiotblogger:
Lana del rey ryhmes with anal decay
Anonymous asked: topless tuesday?
7 tags
1612th:
the Catholic Church and Google came together to form a brand new social network with dozens of cool features, Google †